Superstar Aspirations

SA Chapter 66 (Part 1) – Deng ‘Suppression’~

A small note! “Tea Accounts” are online accounts that fuel online gossip discussions. The name stems from the saying “spill the tea”, which refers to “Tell the gossip” (^u^)/. I will use “Tea Account” and “Publicity” account interchangeably (depending on the tone of the context). 

Also, LiuGuang Entertainment is being changed to “Flowing Lights Entertainment” for easier recall.


When this Tea Account posted the phrase “Suppression”, it instantly attracted the attention of many fans.

Carrying the spirit of gossip, Netizens each left comments in the discussion area, guessing who this d little fresh meat was.

In Huaxia’s current entertainment industry, there were countless numbers of little fresh meats. As long as a newcomer was youthful and handsome, they could all be called little fresh meats. Moreover, this Tea Account that was part of the entertainment circle did not indicate whether this d little fresh meat was first-tier or second-tier. Then, according to this statement, even the eighteenth-tier transparent actor who just debuted could barely be counted as a little fresh meat.

Thus, the comments in the discussion area boiled over.

It was needless to say that the discussions on Weibo reached 5000 comments within an hour. In many major forums and Tieba, countless netizens continuously added to the discussion posts.

There were three categories of newcomer celebrity’s fans (in the discussion forum). The first was the ones who sat to the side to spectate and listen to gossip. However, these fans’ idols were not surnamed d; thus they could naturally perch on the wall and watch the spectacle with a smile. The second was the ones who endlessly searched for evidence to prove that their male gods were definitely not the kind of person who enjoyed publishing suppression news. 

But in fact, most fans belonged to the third category. They didn’t even have to guess and came to an answer immediately.

[What ‘Surnamed d Little Fresh Meat’, isn’t this just Deng ‘Suppression’ [1]? Hahahaha, Didn’t expect that the BaPo[2] would start nosying Deng ‘Suppression’. What is going on, does BaPo really want to peel off Deng ‘Suppression’s’ skin?

“BaPo” was this Tea Account’s nickname. Towards this sort of Tea Account, the fans didn’t hold any favorability, but neither did they hold any negative feelings.

With time, the name “Deng Yiwen” was pushed into the top ten in the trending list under the comments section of Bapo’s Weibo! That’s right, among the top ten discussions, The three words “Deng Yi Wen” were seen clearly, and some netizens even directly mockingly used his nickname: [Deng ‘Suppression’]

By now, regardless if they were ordinary fans of celebrities within the circle, or ordinary netizens, they all immediately understood.

[Ah, so it turns out everyone was talking about Deng Yiwen? Does he like to suppress?]

[Wait, Can someone tell me what ‘suppression’ means, I don’t understand yet.]

[No way, Deng Yiwen likes to publish suppression news? As part of the European circle, I haven’t paid much attention to the circle within the country (Huaxia). He’s actually so low? I had watched one of his TV dramas before and had liked him quite a bit.]

As a result, many netizens began discussing Deng Yiwen. They didn’t even continue to verify whether this little fresh meat with the surname d was really Deng Yiwen. Because this Tea Account had spoken out, many who had long found Deng Yiwen unpleasant directly came out to post screenshots. On the screenshots were numerous announcement titles and their contents. Without exception, these announcements all praised Deng Yiwen and even trampled on some other newcomers.

However, this matter did not end up widespread.

In the building of Flowing Lights Entertainment, a sunny and handsome young man angrily swiped all the documents on top of the desk onto the floor and said furiously to his own agent: “What is the meaning of this? Sis Lin, that Tea Account dares to talk about me? How dare they criticize me! Now, many netizens are saying that I only post suppression news all day, berating me online!”

The female agent dressed in professional attire pushed at the glasses on the bridge of her nose.  Though her face showed calmness, her forehead was sweating from anxiety: “This sort of thing usually wouldn’t involve Publicity accounts and common accounts. Publishing suppression news is already an unspoken rule in the entertainment circle. Ah Wen[3], have you offended anyone?”

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Deng Yiwen furrowed his eyebrows: “Who have I offended…… is this related to the most recent announcement? Oh, Right! That Rong Xu! It seems to be the first time we’ve published announcements related to him. Could it be he was offended by me and now wants to blacken me in return?”

The agent shook her head: “That Rong Xu’s recent momentum of development is very strong, but he is still only a second-tier actor in Huaxia Entertainment. His agent is also only a second-tier. They shouldn’t be able to buy a Publicity (Tea) Account and break the standards to place the blame on you on Weibo.”

Deng Yiwen slammed the table fiercely, shaking it. Right now, nowhere on his countenance showed his usual display of a carefree and joking attitude. With a cold look, he said word by word: “What do we do now?”

The agent said: “Like this, then. Ah Wen, you don’t need to be too worried. We’ve already started handling the public relations, and it’s fine if I have the publicity (tea) account delete the post later. Rest assured that no matter how the fans discuss, it’s impossible for this to land in the trending list. I’ve already contacted the people at Weibo. As soon as it makes the trending list, it will be taken down. There is even less need to worry about the media. This issue of purchasing announcements isn’t interesting, they won’t care about it.”

Following everything just as the agent predicted, Deng Yiwen’s team dealt with the public relations swiftly. In the forum’s discussion area, they spent money to shut down the account. On Weibo, they also continuously deleted netizen comments and accounts.

Having money allowed one to accomplish many things, including using capital to control public opinion to a certain extent.

Deng Yiwen had also received retaliation from other stars in the past. No matter how sweet his mouth was, or how well he could socialize, as the sort of person who enjoyed publishing suppression news, he would still attract some individual’s ire. But it didn’t matter since, as long as he spent money to control public opinion, he could submit announcements however he wanted. He relied on fans to eat. So, as long as he had fans, he would never fall.

Deng Yiwen quickly calmed down. Though he carried a stomach full of anger, he wore a facade of casualness on the surface. In the evening, he left Flowing Lights Co. and hummed as he went home.

After parking his car and heading upstairs, he nonchalantly opened up his Weibo. Looking at the Publicity Account which refused to delete their Weibo, he sneered coldly: “They’re sick in the head. This sort of thing wouldn’t affect me at all. Just wait and see what laozi [4]will do to you in the future.”

After returning home, Deng Yiwen changed clothes and put on a hat, planning to go out to experience the nightlife. But, just as he was about to walk out the door, he suddenly received a phone call from his agent. 

Deng Yiwen answered the phone impatiently and had only said “What is it, I’m busy right now” before hearing the other side anxiously say: “Not good, Ah Wen! Weibo refused to let us interfere with public relations this time, and there’s even several more Tea Accounts that have emerged[5].”

Deng Yiwen’s cell phone suddenly slipped and fell to the ground with a “clack”. His eyes widened as he reached to pick up his phone in a fluster, and he opened up Weibo ——

Only to see that on Weibo’s trending topics list, #DengYiwen Suppression# tag landed in ninth place!

However, it didn’t end there!

Without a doubt, they had already reached a consensus with Weibo, Teiba and other major discussion platforms to selectively delete and remove certain comments in order to prevent matters from becoming widespread. But slowly, the other parties actually stopped deleting.

There were also several Publicity Accounts with millions of fans that started to post criticisms on their Weibos. There were two publicity accounts that directly called out Deng Yiwen’s name, even posting a lengthy analysis.

[Old Gossip King: Deng Yiwen’s record of suppressing has already been long ingrained into history. Ever since his debut these past few years, he’d been suppressing his peers day in and day out. Among them, Dong Zheng from the same company had it the worst, being trampled on every single time. [image][image][image][image][image][image]]

The images in this Weibo post were all of suppression news announcements.

In the news, there were both Deng Yiwen’s and Dong Zheng’s names. Any discerning person could see at a glance that these announcements were all boasting Deng Yiwen. Although they sometimes also praised Dong Zheng, the between-the-lines implication was: Dong Zheng is indeed quite strong and impressive, but he could only be ranked second. Deng Yiwen is the first.

Looking at these Weibo posts and Tieba posts, Deng Yiwen clenched his phone in fury as it made cracking sounds.


[1]Don’t forget that in Chinese, the surname comes first. The English equivalent would be ‘Suppression’ Deng

[2] 八婆: Ba Po. A rough term referring to nosy or gossip-loving women

[3] Ah (name): term of endearment for someone close to you.

[4]Laozi: an arrogant way to refer to oneself. Here, it’s spoken in a way that asserts superiority over another. It can also be used casually, sarcastically, or comically.

[5] Emerged: The original translation is ironically “submerge”, referring to new accounts ‘dipping their feet into the waters’ and adding to the situation.


TL Corner: Hi all! Due to some situations irl that I must deal with, posts for the next 2 or so weeks will be sporadic. Thank You! Stay healthy and safe, everyone~

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WDBKFMGB Chapter 21 – Death God’s Wings

TL note: OOOOK So I guess I made the conclusion way too soon!!!! As of this chapter, HRG still believes himself to be a model straight man (laughs). In that case, ‘Close friends’ really means just ‘close’ ‘friends’. Nothing more. Sorry for the confusion!


Hangovers are a painful thing, especially so when the first thing He Ruge saw when he woke up was a terrifying game notification:

[Di—— The duration of the shielding monitor is up. It has been detected that the player has failed to exit the room. Automatically consumed Little Heart x1 to extend shielding monitor time.]  

  ……

[Your Little Hearts balance is insufficient. You have been sent out of room No.20]  

He Ruge: “!!!”

Is this game a demon?!

The impoverished He Ruge shakily turned off the game. For a moment, his heart was in so much pain (from loss of ‘money’) that he couldn’t breathe.

Emotionless Coding Machine: “Are you sober?”

After opening Penguin, He Ruge went silent.

His muddled and chaotic brain had a faint notion of the things he’d done previously, but the details weren’t very clear.

But, it didn’t matter. Chat histories were the best recorders of dark history. As long as he wanted to, he could go anytime and review all the stupid things he’d said before.

Emotionless Coding Machine: “It’s already noon of the next day. It can’t be that you are still asleep.”

Ruge: “……”

Emotionless Coding Machine: “Yo, you’re awake. Can even type ellipses. It looks to me that you can still write. Friend, 10 thousand a day? 10 thousand a day, Friend?”

Ruge: “……Yes.”[1]

Emotionless Coding Machine: “Not calling me JiJi anymore. I am not used to this, Oh~”  

Ruge: “……JiJi.”

Emotionless Coding Machine: “Shut up! You are not allowed to say that name! Go write for me!”

After he finished writing, He Ruge opened up the game. He looked at his Little Hearts and remained silent for a long while. Without Little Hearts, he couldn’t block out the surveillance. If he were unable to block out the surveillance, then he couldn’t initiate intimate interactions. Being unable to initiate intimate interactions means there would be no more Little Hearts.[2]

Very nice, a perfect infinite loop.

Other than fast forwarding, He Ruge had no other options. He fast-forwarded another seven days. At the same time that Experimental Subject No.16 passed away, He Ruge obtained a new pink Gacha egg capsule.

When he used the mouse to click open the pink Gacha egg, the red streaks on his legs once again started heating up. He Ruge stared at the red streaks, and after the red streaks glowed and burned, it became dim.

He looked up and saw the new rare prop “Love Horoscope”.

The third time, this is the third time he drew a rare prop. Moreover, he was very much awake, unblinking through the entire process. He confirmed and was sure that the red streaks really emitted light.

Perhaps, probably, maybe I really…… was granted a golden finger?

From now onward, he could embark upon the path of becoming wealthy through selling high-quality equipment? No, it should be winning the lottery and striking it rich overnight?

He Ruge recalled the lottery ticket he purchased yesterday. The lottery draw date is today, if his hypothesis was true, then he ——

Will never have to do 10,000 a day anymore!!!

He would still definitely write words. Writing is a passion and he would write until the world was filled with love. 

10,000 a day is too difficult. 3,000 a day is very comfortable.

The emotionally motivated He Ruge happily opened the (Lottery) webpage, and then expressionlessly exited out.

Didn’t win.

Dreaming is a good thing. In this materialistic society, people’s hearts were cold and ruthless, and only daydreams could retain a trace of warmth.

He Ruge thought back to his previous speculation about the red lines, which was that it could increase his luck but could only be used once a day. He drew props twice in the game yesterday and may have already spent yesterday’s luck. The lottery ticket was also purchased yesterday, thus the red lines did not activate its effects.

If the red streak really had an impact on his luck, then he could buy another lottery ticket tomorrow.

After straightening out the situation with the red streaks, in his heart, the fear of the unknown began to dissipate, instead replaced with a smidgen of uncertain joy.

Luck, this sort of thing, was a vague concept. This was like a gift from the heavens, but do meat pies really fall from the sky?

If there really was a red streak golden finger in this world, then what was the purpose and origin of its existence? What allows it to work? There should definitely be a reason as to why the red streaks can only be used once a day.

Perhaps, it is because it could only absorb enough energy each day for one use. The red streaks were hidden in his body, could it be that it absorbs his own vitality?

He Ruge was frightened by this speculation.

Wealth is valuable, but the value of life is even higher. Before fully figuring out the usages of the red streaks, he should not use it indiscriminately.

He Ruge stopped guessing randomly. He pushed up his glasses and looked at the new rare prop which was a peach-pink colored card.

[Name]: Love Horoscope

【Quality】:Rare

【Evaluation】:This is a compatibility tester, a fortune-telling divination prop. Results may not be 100% accurate, but the heart is sincere. 

[Instructions: Disclose the type of person you like into the screen]

[Restrictions: Can only be used once]

Do the applications of the rare props in this game have such wide range? It couldn’t be another money scamming prop right? In the past, He Ruge had once casually clicked into a marriage compatibility website and seriously filled out his birthday year, month, day, and time[3], but when he clicked on the ‘measure’ button, a payment interface jumped out.

Poverty had always allowed He Ruge to deny feudal superstition.

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He Ruge hesitated for a moment, and the figure of the male god in the military uniform from game’s the opening screen appeared in his mind. He whispered into the screen: “Must be handsome.”[4]  

If they weren’t as handsome as his 2D lover, then what was the point of dating them? His 2D lover is great. Sexy and seductive in a military uniform and could even turn into a little white tiger to sell meng.

“The temper doesn’t have to be great” Since his own temper was good.

“But, must be good to me.” Even a person who’d spent many years alone would occasionally be caught off guard by sudden pangs of loneliness.

Just like yesterday, when he became drunk and laid his head on the table for the whole night. He woke up disoriented and sore with back pain. When he was struggling to stand up straight, he experienced a momentary sense of helplessness.

He’d also had extravagant expectations before. A thin blanket placed over his back, a cup of hot tea brought to his side, or even a belated embrace. 

It seems…… he’d never received an embrace before.

Being hugged by another person, how would that feel? Would it be warm? It must be profoundly warm.

“Must like each other.”

The corner of his lips curved upwards, and He Ruge revealed a small smile, “And must have money.”

His mouse clicked on the peach-pink card and the card spun swiftly a few times. When it came to a stop, small pink words appeared on the screen.

[Marriage]: Peach Blossom Luck (very good luck in love)

[Fortune]: Prosperous Wife Life (Individual will bring prosperity to the person they marry)

[Divination]: Your fated person is a world-famous hero, one day you will bring forth seven-colored bubbles in search of him. From then onward, you will be together till your hair turns white.

Clearly, the connotations were very good, but why did He Ruge feel like something was off somewhere. He examined the results inside and out multiple times before he suddenly figured out what was off——

Prosperous Wife Life!

Ultimately, this game was truly prepared for young maidens. Not only was the game’s target population’s gender limited, but even the results of the compatibility test was prepared for the female audience.

He Ruge finished scolding this spicy chicken game, but still felt that something was weird. What exactly was off?

 —— Must be handsome.

In his mind, he recalled his own resolute words from before.

He Ruge: “…?!”

Why was his first response ‘must be handsome’, shouldn’t it be ‘must be beautiful’?!

Sure enough, games have a subtle influence on people’s thinking and perception. He blamed the game for leading him astray. He Ruge believed he was still a steel-straight man.

After He Ruge reassured himself, he re-entered the game. However, because he had no Little Hearts, he could only continue fast forwarding[5]. Very soon, he had collected 8 unopened pink Gacha egg capsules and had fast-forwarded up to the conclusion of the First Experiment.

[The “Ice Project” has successfully concluded

Total duration of experiment: 91 x 24 hours (91 days)

Survival rate: 10%

Surviving Experimental Subjects: No.19, No.20

Your performance during the experiment: Excellent (did not violate experimental regulations, successfully prevented Ferret Wei’s experimental subject harming behaviors)]

[Your excellent performance in the “Ice Project” was approved by Scorpion, and you received the the opportunity to participate in the second experiment “Death God’s Wings

This is an evil and insane organ transplantation experiment. The perverted experimenters in Starry Sea Orphanage believe that a Zerg’s wings are the cores of a Zerg’s strength. The low-intellect, high strength Zerg could fight against mechas because their Zerg Wings allowed them to fight against machines with their flesh and blood. If they succeed in cracking the Zerg’s genetic code and understanding their spiritual consciousness, they will be able to create the perfect fighting machine. 

Death God’s Wings. When the God of Death spreads its wings and soars into the sky, even the sun’s glory would be overpowered.]


[1]Original: Ruge says “……Day.” In this case, ‘day’ is a verb, since Emotionless Coding Machine asks “can you day 10K?”

[2]This is like…. Need money, so need a job to make money. Needs a car to get to job. Needs money to get a car…have no money…have no car… thus, cannot get job

[3]original: 生辰八字, the 8 characters of birth, referring to Traditional Chinese time and dates

[4] Eyyy priorities~

[5]He could only fast-forward since he had no hearts to use to open the doors secretly


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Superstar Aspirations

SA Chapter 65 (Part 2) – Won’t feel Comfortable Without Suppressing

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Although they were furious, Rong Xu’s fans were no longer greenhorns. They had long known of the nickname Deng ‘Suppression’. They also knew that, towards these announcements, the fans could only scold and ridicule, or at most pick a fight with Deng Yiwen’s fans. But, they couldn’t do anything substantial.

Since he dared to publish such announcements, then Deng Yiwen had definitely prepared a water army and public relations management. As long as someone began scolding, he would immediately withdraw from the hot searches and retract the topic to prevent the scolding situation from spreading. As long as the situation was contained to only within the fan circle, the majority of passerby netizens would not know about him publishing suppression articles.

[Angers me to death. People who like these mental types are all fans who only care about how the face looks!] 

The fans made various complaints and sarcastic jabs. 

In real life, Rong Xu had just arrived at Huaxia Entertainment and heard Luo Zhentao speak about this matter.

Luo Zhentao was also very angry, but still relatively calm: “I knew it. That Deng Yiwen would not let you go. Xiao Xu, his whole team is the same style, hyping up his value on the internet and boosting him up in one push. If you are concerned, we can also send some news to suppress him. But the other newcomers are all used to it already. He’s just borrowing a breeze of popularity and his actual benefits are not considered big. It also doesn’t affect us much…… just makes the heart feel uncomfortable.”

In his last life, Rong Xu had also seen many “internet famous” celebrities where most of their fame was concentrated solely within the web. They had no good works, no good results, and no awards, but had many fans. They relied on these fans to feed themselves. They used their face to set their image and enjoy the benefits of being youthful. 

Some internet celebrities could also hone their acting skills after much practice and change up their image later on. However, there were also some who, after one mess up couldn’t afford to bet on anything else. Either they had offended someone and were completely suppressed, or they had a failed facelift and were completely destroyed. 

“Deng Yiwen developed quite well (in the industry).” Slender fingers gently rubbed his chin while Rong Xu thought for a moment and chuckled: “Indeed. His mouth is quite sweet. I estimate it would be difficult for normal individuals to fall out with him.”

Seeing Rong Xu’s smile, Luo Zhentao asked: “You aren’t angry?”

Rong Xu shrugged and asked back: “Since he had to publish announcements to step on me, it is evidence that I am better than him. He is jealous of me, so just let him be. I won’t lose anything anyway. I’m not going to hold it in and torture myself over it. If we publish announcements, we’d have to spend money and effort. There is no need.”

Hearing this, Luo Qian[1] who was having a discussion with a leader of the fan group couldn’t help but say: “Xiao Xu, your temper is so good.”

Rong Xu turned back with the corner of his lips hooked up: “If I got angry at these kinds of small people for every little thing, I would’ve died from anger long ago.” Saying this, the youth even innocently tilted his head and blinked pitifully, putting on an obedient and understanding appearance.

This adorable appearance caused Luo Qian, who was originally a Rong Powder, to blush excitedly, nodding again and again. 

Seeing this, Luo Zhentao said helplessly: “Luo Qian still needs some more practice.You are Rong Xu’s assistant, not just his fan, you know?”

Luo Qian replied with more nods.

This incident passed by just like that. Rong Xu didn’t need to dirty his own hands and publish news to fight against the other party. However, though he was very patient and ignored the small people, there were some people…… who absolutely couldn’t stand it!

America.

Qin Cheng: “……”

Xu Jin, who was currently organizing scripts, unexpectedly shivered and whispered: “How did suddenly become so cold……”

The cold and aristocratic looking man had his eyes angled downwards, looking at his phone screen with a black expression. Sitting with his legs crossed under him, a thin script book was spread out over Qin Cheng’s legs. He held a marker in his right hand and seemed to be studying the script while making note of the main points. But in his left hand, he was holding a cell phone.

On his phone screen was actually Rong Xu’s private forum page.

On the front of the forum page, countless fans were scolding Deng Yiwen for the announcements he published today. They really were disgusted to death. However, they couldn’t do anything except go and take jabs at Den Yiwen’s fans.

Originally, some fans decided to spend their own money to buy bulletin announcements for Rong Xu in order to scold Deng Yiwen. But very quickly, there was a seasoned long-term fan who sighed: [Don’t, doing it like that, wouldn’t that dirty our Rong Rong’s reputation?]

[What if we don’t mention Rong Rong and just directly suppress Deng Yiwen?]

[That is actually a good idea. However, for people like Deng Yiwen, whenever he chooses to ‘suppress’ in the future, he will definitely pull in Rong Rong. Even if we raise funds to purchase news bulletins, we can’t necessarily out buy him. We also don’t have connections within the circle, making it even more impossible to compete against him.]

And so, nothing happened.

This kind of thing, although ordinary fans couldn’t bear it, they couldn’t do anything about it. But, in the eyes of Lotus Seed Paste and Orange Stuffing……

“SMACK——”

The script book was crushed and wrinkled. Xu Jin immediately turned around only to see the man’s sullen face, his eyes deep and bottomless.

Xu Jin: “……” Secretly sits by the side, careful not to startle the pond fish. 

However, in the next instance, Qin Cheng slowly turned his head and looked at him calmly, saying lightly: “Dealing with Suppression Publications, how many methods do you have?”

Xu Jin froze but then subconsciously said: “Someone published articles to suppress you? No way? Amongst the male celebrities…… Piker? Sieves? Let me see it.”

Qin Cheng’s eyes dropped down: “It’s not me.”

Xu Jin instantly understood: “Rong Xu?”

Qin Cheng: “En.

“You want me to deal with it? Based on his current standing, it’s unavoidable that he will experience this sort of suppression article situation. Even without Deng Yiwen, there would still be a Zhang Yiwen or Li Yiwen[2] sooner or later. This type of first and second-tier popularity newcomers all love to publish these kinds of news the most. Some even touch porcelain often. I remember that last month there was a first-tier little flower who published news to suppress Xia Muyan. See, Xia Muyan also didn’t do anything about it…… Oh, no that’s wrong. At a certain award ceremony, I think Xia Muyan’s team made that first-tier little flower unable to receive media exposure and she walked the red carpet in vain.”

Qin Cheng raised an eyebrow: “And, so?”

Xu Jin: “……really need to care?”

Qin Cheng nodded slightly.

Putting aside the pile of scripts in his hand, Xu Jin revealed his teeth in a grin, his eyes narrowing slowly: “This type thing, if you really need to do it…… then it must be dealt with in a manner that makes him terrified, never daring to do it again in the future.” 

Qin Cheng closed his script book, folded his hands, and let the screen of his phone fall with a smack onto the cover of the script book.

“You are lacking in morals.”

Xu Jin asked in reply with surprise: “You already know what I want to do?”

Qin Cheng glanced at him. Although he didn’t say anything, his gaze demonstrated that he was sure.

Xu Jin snickered, hehe, as he stood up to leave and made a phone call to contact the public relations team. Along the way, his mouth was still muttering: “These days, I don’t even know if I’m your agent or Rong Xu’s agent.”

Three hours later, Huaxia just became 8 o’clock in the morning and welcomed a busy Monday.

Unexpected to all, it was at the start of this busy work day that a big-spender fan with more than 8,000,000 followers suddenly posted a Weibo: [Recently, Little fresh meat d has once again started to suppress the masses. Hahahaha. Which family is best at suppression news, Huaxia fresh meat d is truly busy~]


The Author has something to say: 

Qin Orange: Baby is angered (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻ !!!

Rong Rong: Actually, this is something that all celebrities will experience……

Qin Orange: Don’t care, Don’t care. Baby is not happy, Baby is going to throw a tantrum, a tantrum!


[1]Recall: RX’s assistant, refer to Chap 62 for character introduction

[2] XJ is saying that even if he dealt with DYW now, there will be others like him later on and he can’t deal with all of them forever

Chapter 62 part 1: Luo Qian’s Character Introduction


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Superstar Aspirations

SA Chapter 65 (Part 1) – Won’t feel Comfortable Without Suppressing

*Note that ‘Suppress’ in this chapter is mainly in single quotation marks. The ‘…’ is to emphasize that the act of ‘Suppressing’ in this chapter is not actually effective. The character is attempting to ‘suppress’ others but is not successful. It’s more like the character’s hobby.


News that’s generally published on the Internet, newspapers, and magazines are usually divided into two types.

The first type is from the media actively tracking and interviewing, digging out and compiling news information; the second type is from the related party directly compiling content and sending it to the media through connections on their own initiative. After the information is reviewed by the media, it is then published in paper media or an online platform.

These direct parties are separated into many kinds, the most common being individuals in the entertainment industry.

With the exception of some big, first tier names, it is impossible for all the celebrities in the entertainment industry to have news everyday. Some less popular second- and third-tier celebrities could only stay at home for several months without announcements or new works. However, if they were really allowed to honestly stay at home, posting and playing games every day, then sooner or later they would lose all of their popularity. Therefore, they would choose to publish their own news to increase their popularity. 

They could have their team write whatever news content they want and send it to several media platforms to have it published. Although it wasn’t always headline news, it could still temporarily save their popularity and create a false sense of high popularity by themselves.

But, in the entertainment industry there was also another kind of news that was used to not only restore popularity but also to obtain benefits.

That evening, several consecutive articles with different titles and contents swept through all the major media platforms. Sina, NetEase, Tencent…turning on the computer, a pop up a news bulletin would appear on the screen; turning on the phone, the phone app would once again send out a news message.

Most netizens just take the news as a pastime, like having tea after a meal. They looked at it casually and jokingly said: “ten most popular male newcomers, who is number one? Ha Ha, Let me see….. Oh, it’s Deng Yiwen, ah. He is also indeed quite handsome. I recall that he seems to be one of Luck Potato Chips’ spokespersons?”

Yes, in the news that appeared in today’s bulletins included the names of many beautiful ladies and handsome guys. However, there was no doubt that the one who left the greatest impression was Deng Yiwen

Looking at these handsome guys, the first place was Deng Yiwen; the King of Popularity was also Deng Yiwen; Best Actor and Best Image was still Deng Yiwen!

Although these articles also praised the other stars, the most praised and most exaggeratedly described was Deng Yiwen.

Passers-by netizens wouldn’t think too much about it. It would just leave an impression in their hearts and make them feel that “since the media has said so, then I guess this Deng Yiwen really is incredible”. At the same time, they will also retain a previous impression: Among these handsome newcomers Dong Zheng, Rong Xu, Ye Qiao… the strongest would perhaps be Deng Yiwen.

Although such previous impressions wouldn’t be too deep, the person who spread the news would have already achieved their intentions.

As for those fans, they could immediately see the true face of these bulletins at a glance.

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[Just now, NetEase promoted a newsfeed to me, Check out the top ten hot newcomers, who is number one…… guess who number one is? Hahahaha, I’m going to laugh to death.]

[Deng Yiwen? He sends suppression news all day, isn’t he annoying.]

[I also saw that newsfeed. Dong Zheng, Ye Qiao, Rong Xu, Liu Zhengyan…Why didn’t he just pull down all the newcomers in the entertainment industry and step on them a few times]

[A certain family really is so shameless, posting suppression news every so often. It is indeed ‘Deng Suppressing’] [1]

The fans of celebrities who had not been impacted by Deng Yiwen’s announcements all carried a sense of disdain. Although their gods and goddesses were not affected, this type of behavior still made others feel annoyed. And the fans of those who had been impacted by this suppression announcement were even more disgusted such that they even wanted to throw up yesterday’s dinner.

They each posted their distaste in various media communities such as Weibo and Tieba. However, they only showed their disgust for a bit and did not take any measures against it. After all, this kind of suppression news was quite commonly seen in the entertainment circle. Since Deng Yiwen could carry the nickname “Deng Suppression”, it was obvious what his team enjoyed doing the most. It was very well known.

That’s right, in the years since Deng Yiwen’s debut, his favorite thing to do was spread suppression news.

He began spreading suppression news since he first debuted in a TV Drama, suppressing the male lead and male No.2 at the time. Later, when he acted in a movie remake, he ‘suppressed’ the original actors. Afterwards, his road of ‘suppression’ became even  more unrestrained and rampant. From beginning to end, it was ‘suppress’, ‘suppress’, ‘suppress’…… maintaining a consistent record of ‘suppressing’ at least once a month.

It wasn’t like other newcomers had never published this kind of attention farming news, but Deng Yiwen was definitely one of the most outstanding among them. His suppression skills were seasoned and even if all the other newcomers were added together, they wouldn’t be able to match up

Initially, the fans of the celebrities who were pressured by him were so angry that they scolded him, going onto this Weibo to admonish and accuse him. But, the other party had thick skin! He completely pretended to have not seen any of it, still taking and posting selfies. His fans also followed him and completely refused to admit to the situation.

Who knew how Deng Yiwen behaved in the circle. Even after publishing all these articles like this, he actually still fared quite well within the circle. Supposedly, it’s because he was good at the art of rhetorics. Although others seemed to disdain him on the surface, in reality, it was not easy to sour their relations with him.

Moreover, being ‘suppressed’ and ’suppressed’…… En, they got used to it.

The one who was always ’suppressed’ the worst was undoubtedly Dong Zheng.

Dong Zheng and Deng Yiwen debuted in the same year and were even from the same company. Last year, the two had been competing for the position of LiuGuang’s Number 1[2]. But, using Vie for Supremacy, Dong Zheng directly climbed to the top and became Number 1. As for Deng Yiwen, he fell into a series of misfortunes. Not only did he not obtain number 1, but his TV series also rated poorly and its viewer ratings fell to rock bottom.

Did Deng Yiwen hate Dong Zheng? Anyone with a discerning eye could see that he must have hated Dong Zheng, and Dong Zheng also certainly did not like Deng Yiwen. However, the relationship between the two on the surface was not bad, always appearing like a relationship between brothers.

[Sure enough, this time he also desperately stepped on Dong Zheng. Dong Zheng really has been shot while lying down for thousands of years.]

[Eh? How come I think the one who has been stepped on the worst this time is Rong Xu? One moment saying Rong Xu was only a Newcomer king, while Deng ‘Suppression’ is the Popularity King; another moment saying Rong Xu has face value, while Deng ‘Suppression’ has acting skills…… Isn’t this clearly saying that Rong Xu has no acting skills?]

[Hahaha what “how come”. Recently Black Clouds has been on fire, and “Lost Wings” is also on fire. Concurrently, Luck Potato Chips’s spokespersons include both Rong Xu and him. Thus, Deng ‘Suppression’ came to borrow popularity~]

Since others’ fans could think of this, then Rong Xu’s fans could also naturally come to this conclusion.

At the time when he saw these newsfeeds, Rong Xu’s fans were celebrating “Lost Wings’” ascension to the top of Love Music’s Sales Rankings list. But, just as Rong Xu got Luck Potato Chips’s endorsement role, a pail of cold water suddenly came crashing down and was even more disgusting than eating sh*t. 

Looking at the content of the newsfeed, what ‘Rong Xu has face value, Deng Yiwen has acting skills’. What ‘Rong Xu was Newcomer King, Den Yiwen was Popularity King’. What was this baffling ranking list, based on what was Deng Yiwen Number 1?

This Deng Yiwen, did he have any (well-known) works, or awards, or achievements?

He didn’t have anything, yet you say number 1 so he is number 1. It seems firing random words didn’t cost anything this year.[3]

[Disgusting]

[Damn, I’m so angry that I can’t even eat well.]

[Before my Rong was on fire, Deng ‘Suppression’s’ news never mentioned him. Now look, he’s pulling Rong Rong into a bit of everything. How is his face this big? Did he cultivate one hundred years of stone essence, such that his face has become thick enough to become a wall?!]


[1]邓艳压: Deng YanYa: if anyone has a better way of translating this phrase, please let me know. Deng Suppression just sounds so off to me.

[2]Original: “Number one brother”

[3] The fans are scolding DYW for thinking that randomly saying things wouldn’t result in consequences


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What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

WDBKFMGB Chapter 20 – Stealing a Kiss

Note: Mentions of alcohol in this chapter.


With one bottle of beer downed, He Ruge was already thoroughly drunk. He dazedly put down the bottle of alcohol and reached up to touch his burning red face.

Very hot.

He Ruge talked to himself: “I… I’ve been roast cooked…”

His nonsense was interrupted by his drunken hiccups and touched his stomach in confusion, while looking hesitantly at his unopened bento box.

So strange. The meal hasn’t been eaten yet, but he already burped? Could he be full on happiness??

He Ruge giggled a little. After laughing, he opened his still-hot bento lunch box. Regardless if he was hungry or not, the lunch box must be eaten. He specially bought the most expensive bento. If he wasted it, his conscience would hurt.

He finished the bento box bite by bite in concentration. When He Ruge stood up, he was completely disoriented and couldn’t stand straight[1].  

This really isa[2] very weird. Why is the room shaking, is there an earthquake? He Ruge walked blankly along the wall and staggered to the computer. He saw a bunch of unread messages on Penguin from close friends.

 Emotionless Coding Machine: “Congratulations on entering V!”

Emotionless Coding Machine: “Have you prepared the liver exploding (stressful) update for after you enter V? Don’t forget that you said that after entering V, you would do 10,000 a day!”

In the silent room under the noonday sun, a heart soaked in wine somehow became sentimental.

Ruge: “Ji Ji[3], thank you for always monitoring me, helping me watch over my draft box, and helping me find errors in the text.”

All the bits and pieces of the past reappeared in his mind and He Ruge clickclack [4] typed: “Without you there wouldn’t be today’s me. Good friend, let us walk together, one life, one incarnation.” 

Emotionless Coding Machine: “…… Damn, what Ji Ji. Who’s a Ji Ji, Are you that stimulated (from shock of entering V) or are you drunk?”

Ruge: “Ji Ji, I……”  

Emotionless Coding Machine: “Don’t call me Ji Ji!”  

Ruge: “Ji Ji, I am not drunk. I only drank a little bit of beer.”

Emotionless Coding Machine: “Ah——all drunks say they are not drunk. Listen up, go to bed and take a nap right now.”

Ruge: “But Ji Ji, I want to play the game for a bit.”

Emotionless Coding Machine: “Ancestor, you are already drunk to this extent, yet still want to play games ah.

Ruge: “No one fed my Little White Tiger any milk, he will starve.”

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Emotionless Coding Machine: “…… fine, you win. I allow you to play for half an hour. After half an hour, you must go to bed and take a nap. Otherwise, I will make fermented wine pigeon[5] for your readers.”

He Ruge, who had received approval, was very happy. Being drunk to this extent, he had forgotten to adjust the game’s time .He supported his groggy head with one hand, and used the other hand to click on the mouse and feed milk to the cubs.

Now, there was only 5 cubs left and he very quickly ended up feeding Little White Tiger.

The door to room No.20 opened. When his blurred drunken vision saw Little White Tiger, his eyes immediately widened. He Ruge looked closely at the little white tiger, and the tip of his nose was almost about to hit the screen. He smiled softly and said: “Sweetheart, you are so cute.”

The little white tiger sitting in the cotton nest trembled a bit and looked at He Ruge in shock.

He Ruge didn’t click on the intimate interaction option. He rubbed his throbbing temples, feeling that the glasses frame on his nose bridge was too heavy so he removed his glasses.

Really strange.

Why are there two little white tigers on the screen?

He Ruge rubbed his eyes and looked at it again in concentration. Still two little white tigers. Both little white tigers had the same “Well, fuck” expression, dumbfounded and shocked. Blue eyes flickered and little paws trotted around anxiously[6].

Too cute.

He Ruge was menged into laughter. Two Little White Tigers, double the cuteness, ah. He likes this.

Two little tigers, Two little tigers~ Running fast~Running fast~”[7]

The little white tiger sitting in the cotton nest shook his head like a rattle, seemingly looking to see where there was an extra tiger.

A fingertip lightly tapped on Little White Tiger’s ear, “One without ears~”  

The bud-like tiger ears drooped down, and blue eyes looked innocently in confusion towards the person in front of him.

One without a tail~”  

Slender fingers softly tapped on the tail and conveniently poked a round little butt. Little White Tiger’s fur instantly exploded up, staring at He Ruge with both shyness and annoyance.

He Ruge smiled lowly, “Really strange~Really strange~”  

He really was extremely drunk, and after persisting in finishing the song, he laid his head down on the table and fell asleep.

  *

Since the last time in the bathing room, Xi Guican found that the number of surviving subjects was very small. This time, he had listened to He Ruge feeding the other experimental subjects. Not including him, there were only four experimental subjects left.

The game time should have been adjusted forward. Xi Guican calmly conjectured.

The ice project had lasted for three months. If the time was not fast forwarded, he would have to spend three months being forced to experience his past as an experimental subject. Even if He Ruge was there, he would still suffocate anxiously.

Presumably, the previously encountered bug was also an error resulting from the time acceleration.

A set of slightly trailing footstep sounds stopped, and the iron door was slowly pushed open to reveal a… brightly flushed face?  

The layer of thin red on his face didn’t fade. It wasn’t the redness caused by heat after exercising, nor from a blush caused by shyness.

It was a difficult to describe color.

His white skin was dyed pink, the color of peach blossoms in March. His neck was a light pink and the shallow pink bloomed upwards, as if overlaid with a halo dye- from his lips to the tip of his nose, and then to his cheeks, as if they’d flown into a brilliant red glow, eye-catchingly gorgeous.

Xi Guican has always known that He Ruge is good-looking, a beauty that was unable to be tainted, transparently beautiful, and seeming as though a single touch would stain that pure white.

But at this moment, the person in front of him gave off quite a different feeling.

It was a juice-dipped red.

Other than white…… red also unexpectedly suited him.

The red-stained body was soft and mushy[8], and he was having difficulties walking. When he walked into Xi Guican’s field of view, all of his movements played out in a slow-motion fashion. However, when He Ruge was able to stand steadily, his action of leaning over was shockingly fast.

Carrying the scent of alcohol, He Ruge bent down and approached Xi Guican without warning. The moment that flushed face instantly zoomed in, Xi Guican felt a bit helpless. Like a frightened little animal, his whole body turned stiff, and the fur on the back puffed up along with his nerves.

Too close. 

Close enough that he was unexpectedly sucked into that pair of dark black eyes. Those gleaming moist eyes seemed to have become a type of wine, a sweet and irresistible liquor.

A warm breath from the nose hit Xi Guican’s face. It smelled of alcohol but was different from the ordinary alcoholic smell. It was mixed with a subtle fragrance of humidity[9]. In the middle of the pervading fragrance, Xi Guican saw his red lips purse together and convey frivolous words with inexplicable excitement: “Sweetheart, you are so cute.”: 

Because he was drunk, the words were somewhat slurred, but the word “sweetheart” was said clearly.  

Sweetheart. 

Xi Guican seemed to hear a loud explosion in his mind, sweetness crashing against the mountains.

Those bright red once once again opened and closed; ethereal and moving words flowed out briskly like alluring wine being poured into a crystal glass. When the sound of singing flowed into his ears, the voice contained a type of peaceful and inclusive energy, gentle like the wind, and embracing like the sea. It poured into Xi Guican’s spiritual consciousness little by little.

His shattered spiritual sea of consciousness shook. All the pain was suddenly swept away, and the damaged areas were gently repaired. Xi Guican never before felt this serene and comfortable.

It seemed as though he had really become very, very small, like a little white tiger who could not even stand steadily as he laid in a gently rocking cradle. Someone was humming an unknown song while pushing the cradle.

A finger touched his ear, and Xi Guican’s touched ear instantly burned red. He was a little angry but couldn’t bring himself to stay angry because the singing voice beside his ears was so beautiful. The feeling of his spiritual sea of consciousness being immersed in this moving singing voice was far too comfortable. 

He had almost forgotten all the troubles in the world…

However, that finger once again poked at his butt.

Xi Guican finally glared at the person who got an inch and asked for a mile. The youth laughed, his wet eyelashes drooping downwards like a butterfly struggling in the net of sleep. He Ruge blinked slowly, and his blinking speed became slower and slower until, finally, his closed eyes no longer trembled. He fell asleep like he had run out of power.

The singing also stopped abruptly.  

If his spiritual sea of consciousness hadn’t received a long-lost sense of comfort and peace, then everything that happened just then would have seemed like a dream.

In the dim room, the deep yet shallow aroma of wine still hovered in the air and there was a fine layer of dust rising and falling in the silted light.

The young man was lying on his side on the ground, sleeping deeply. Xi Guican saw that the thin red on the other person’s skin had not faded completely. A transparent white carrying tinges of red. It was a warm and soft white that also carried an ambiguous sweet fragrance.

Long, curly eyelashes contrasted against lips that were a brighter red than usual.

The little white tiger was drawn in by the lure of temptation and walked over to him, using his paws to gently pat the young man’s cheeks. It’s warm …… The little paw, as if struck by electricity, immediately shrank back.

But after a moment, the little white tiger carefully lowered his head again. He held his breath, and as if he were possessed ——

Kissed those lips.

It was sweet.

Sweeter than fruit candy and could make one drunk. 

Carrying the not yet dissipated taste of alcohol, it was intoxicating.


The author has something to say:
The little white tiger stole a bit of alcohol infused chocolates. Ya, tastes really good. Wants to eat more.

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[1]Original: Head heavy, feet soft

[2] isa: intentional misspelling

[3] 机机: Ji is the first character in machine, 机器, Ji Qi. “Ji Ji” with different chinese characters could refer to the peen/male repro organ

[4] original: 噼里啪啦 Pili Pala, onomatopoeia

[5] Remember that HRG has the character for pigeon in his name

[6] Original: 仿佛烫JIO. There is no suitable English translation for this. I don’t even know where to begin explaining this LOL. The closest I can get is “Mimicking hot feet” which pertains to “moving as if one were stepping on coals”.

[7] Children’s song: Look up 两只老虎 for full song 🙂

[8] mushy: I… I couldn’t think of any word other than mushy… squishy? Flabby? A floppy HRG?

[9] Referring to the smell of the air over bodies of water heated by the sun. Similar to how the air smells like before the rain, or how a beach smells without the fishiness and saltiness


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Superstar Aspirations

SA Chapter 64 (Part 3) – Lotus Seed Paste and Orange Stuffing: I Love You, Truly, I Love You

“…… He seems to be, seems to chatting me up?”

Xu Jin: “…I didn’t hear wrong. Just then, you seemed to be having the most normal of conversations, ba[1]. Unless, you talked about something unspeakable? How come I didn’t hear anything?

Qin Cheng raised an eyebrow: “Am I overthinking it?” 

Xu Jin showed his hands, a look of “isn’t that obvious” was written on his face.

Qin Cheng: “……”

With a soft hmm from his nose, Qin Cheng glanced at his agent and said quietly: “How’s your emotional intelligence?” He walked forward as he spoke.

It was clearly  a question, but inexplicably, Xu Jin heard a negative connotation.

His eyes widened immediately, and Xu Jin quickly chased after him: “Hey, hey. Speak clearly. How dare you, a single dog, say in front of me, a married man, that my emotional intelligence is not high? Do you understand, I have a wife! My wife is a jade flower. My wife is smart and capable. My wife makes more money than I do each month. My wife……”

“Your wife makes more money than you?”

Xu Jin: ”……What’s wrong with that?” 

Qin Cheng silently raised the corner of his lips, gently shaking his head and saying meaningfully: “More than you, ah…… En. Nothing.” 

Xu Jin: “…” Not like he was eating soft rice[2]!!!

Clearly, when this man was on the phone just then, he had seemed clumsy. How come he got his poisonous tongue back after hanging up the phone

……

Xu Jin lowered his head and kept vomiting (vomiting blood) in his heart. When he was almost at the door of the airport, he seemed to suddenly think of something and mumbled with a great smile: “Yi, someone’s (RX) CD has sold quite well. Someone also has properties to inherit. Based on these words, I also don’t know who compared to someone (QC compared to RX) will earn more in the future……”

Qin Cheng: “……”

At this moment, in an American airport on the opposite side of the earth, smog contaminated the air (rush hour). Yet, in Huaxia, it was deep into the night.

The Weibo status reposted by Qin Cheng aroused the support and praise of many fans. For Rong Xu’s fans, this was just a situation of a Black Clouds crew member reposting to promote “Lost Wings”. It was just that this crew member’s identity was a little special. For Qin Cheng’s fans, since the male god has spoken, they must support, support, support!

But, for a certain type of fan——

[Ao Ao Ao Ao! What did I just see! Rong Rong said “I love you”, and Qin Shen answered him “I love you”! Ahhhhhh, I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care. They are straight up confessing, They are straight up confessing! Just like that!!!]

Was it a confession? This point, no one knows. After all, if the parties involved have not said anything, then no one can prove it.

However, at three o’clock in the morning in Huaxia, a Weibo account with only 3,000 fans left silently posted a new update——

[Lotus Seed Paste and Orange Stuffing: I love you, truly, I love you.]

This Weibo, after the storm from the photo incident, had not posted any more special news. Its number of fans dropped by more than 1,000, leaving only 3,000 people. After posting the update this time, it gained the support of more than 10 CP fans. But at the same time, because of this Weibo update, the number of fans who left also weren’t many.

Early morning the next day, for this “I love you” Weibo, the CP fans had already created many new works. They continued to be active within the individual fan forum, competing with other “LanYao” CP fans and “HuoLiang” CP fans.

Everything seemed to be proceeding smoothly, and the sales for “Lost Wings” were climbing higher and higher. On Friday, it finally surpassed “Daylight Forest” and became second place on Huaxia’s Love Music sales rankings. After another day, on Saturday, the four day sales for “Lost Wings” was at 690,000, surpassing “Road” and becoming first place!

Countless fans celebrated “Lost Wings’” climb to the summit and the topic #LostWings# was also pushed into fourth place on the trending list. 

Observing the right timing, Luck Potato Chips posted an update at 8:30 the next morning and also brought with it four pictures.

[Luck Potato Chips: With the emergence of the new superpowered messengers, inside an icy blue skeleton cave, will Rong Xu be able to seize the third key to the treasure! [Image][Image][Image][Image]]

Once this official announcement came out, it immediately attracted a crowd of fans, riding on the tailwind of “Lost Wings’” popularity and Rong Xu’s fame. Four exquisite and handsome photos were excitedly reposted by fans.

[Oh my goodness gracious!!! A Rong Rong with silver hair! A Rong Rong with silver hair! Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, how can he be so cool!]

[An expressionless Rong Rong is also beautiful, how can he be so beautiful AoAoAo! ]

[Baby fell down. Needs Rong Rong to hug hug, kiss kiss, and lift high to be willing to get back up~!!!!]

The fans were all immersed in the state of licking their screens, unable to extricate themselves. But no one noticed that a few announcements were quietly posted on the homepages of multiple major media websites. They were not posted in any particularly obvious places, but rather straightforwardly posted on entertainment pages. There was Rong Xu’s name, the names of other stars, and… the name of one same person.

《Check out the ranking for the top ten hot newcomers. Dong Zheng, Rong Xu, Yeqiao, Qiming… He turned out to be number one! 》

《These most handsome little trainees, who do you like most? Rong Xu was elected as the strongest newcomer king, He steadily stayed the King of Popularity》

《The new member of Luck Potato Chip’s Ultimate Adventure. Rong Xu has face value, Deng Yiwen has acting skills》


The author has something to say: 

Orange Qin: He really did chat baby up, really!

Rong Rong: ……How come I don’t understand what LS baby is saying? [Spreads out hands while smiling]


[1]Ba: an ending particle used to imply the sentence is questionable or asking for confirmation from the receiving party

[2] Eating soft rice: relying solely on women


TL corner: Finally some clarification XD. In the chips commercial, the endorsers are competing to obtain keys that teleport them to the final battleground where they can then fight for the ultimate treasure – divine potato chips. Sounds like they’re fighting for the last bag of chips left in the world. That’s indeed something worth fighting for. LOL

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What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

WDBKFMGB Chapter 19 – A Beautiful Future

After the bathing task was completed, He Ruge bought a fruit candy for the little rabbit to comfort the rabbit’s broken heart.

As a person, one shouldn’t treat others discriminately. He Ruge also fed Little White Tiger a piece of fruit candy and conveniently checked his status.

[Intimate]: In No.20’s heart, you are considered a more important existence, Goodwill 73

[Unawakened]: No one has discovered that No. 20 is a little monster, except you  

He Ruge’s eyes stayed a while on the Goodwill 73. Unknowingly, his relationship with Little White Tiger was already at intimate. If emotions could really be measured by statistics, what sort of existence does Little White Tiger have in his own heart?

It should also be a special and important existence.

His fingers touching the smooth screen, He Ruge suddenly wished this game would never have an ending so that he could always continue playing.

This way, Little White Tiger could always be beside him.

Although, currently, there are many readers who like him, there is a saying that “Authors are struck by iron, readers are flowing water”. Many readers, when their emotions are stimulated by words will honestly say “DaDa [1] I will always support you” and other similar things.

When He Ruge wrote the first article, he believed these words. He remembered the ID names of those readers. One day the readers disappeared, He Ruge waited until the last chapter, but even when his next work began, those readers still did not return.

No sort of like is everlasting. Even being liked for a brief moment is already a very fortunate thing.

His fingertips that were touching the screen slowly retracted. He Ruge turned off the game and prepared to go to bed after washing up. In the bathroom, He Ruge found that the red lines on his legs had once again become a brilliant red and the area of the red lines had also expanded a bit. It seemed that new lines would appear automatically on his skin.

Exactly what is this disease?

He Ruge washed his face in front of the mirror. The young man in the mirror was brought into a blurry focus, skin without flaws, white with a tinge of red.

His appearance was fine, not like one who had a disease. Since it seemed like he wouldn’t die for a while, then he should just work hard to earn money. After saving enough money, go see a doctor. He shouldn’t think about it regularly so as to not scare himself.

After motivating himself, He Ruge laid down flat to sleep. But, when he recalled that he was going to enter V (VIP status) tomorrow, he turned back and forth and couldn’t fall asleep. Will there be many readers who will read the pirated text? If this book only had high bookmarks and poor income [2], what would he do in the future?

What about the rent for next month? Was his decision to do full-time correct? What should he do if he couldn’t save enough for medical expenses? If his illness suddenly flared up and he died alone at home, what would happen? 

With a stomach full of unease, He Ruge didn’t even know when he fell asleep, and because he was worried about entering V, he woke up at six in the morning.

The timer had already been set for the draft box and the V chapter would be posted at noon exact.

He Ruge pushed his glasses once, but then couldn’t help pushing it a second time. The higher the expectation, the greater the disappointment. The ratings for this text was very good prior to entering V, good to the point that he began suffering from panic.  He seemed to have returned to the day when the college entrance examination scores came out, and his heart was about to burst through his throat. Even a slight breeze or swaying grass would burst open his unease. 

Without the company of his family, He Ruge learned early on how to swallow these emotions by himself.  

He took a deep breath and opened up “Your Exclusive Lovers”. On the game screen appeared a prompt that popped out:

[Your waking time today was early. Your exclusive lover isn’t ready to welcome the new day yet. Therefore, intimate interaction will not increase goodwill.]

He Ruge almost choked on the breath he just took. He suspected that this game was intentionally bullying players. Since he couldn’t brush goodwill right now, He Ruge chose to fast forward time. After fast forwarding seven days, No. 10 and No.14 had passed away. Once again, He Ruge completed the seventh day check in and received another pink Gacha egg.

Before twisting open the egg, He Ruge remembered the phenomenon of the red lines burning from last time. He specifically rolled up his trousers and revealed the red stripes.

When his mouse clicked to twist open the egg, He Ruge stared firmly at the red lines. One second passed and it seemed that there was no change. It seems he had become quite paranoid [6]. But, just as He Ruge was about to look away, the originally deep-red, red lines became many times more brilliant, both red and bright like slowly flowing magma.

The skin where the red lines were became hot again.

His eyes which were behind the glasses lenses turned  very round. He Ruge blinked hard, suspecting that his vision had blurred.

Dang Dang Dang~” sounded from the game, but He Ruge didn’t look up to check which prop he had drawn. He held his breath and stared at the red streaks.

Then, the bright red line dimmed, as if its energy had been drained all at once.  

The glowing and burning was only momentary, but that short time frame had already broken down He Ruge’s worldly views.

This is unscientific!

Who am I, Where am I, What did I just see?!

He Ruge raised his head in a trance, and a brand-new rare prop came into his view.

It was a shiny helmet.

[Name]: holographic gaming helmet

Quality】:Rare

[Evaluation]: This is a holographic gaming helmet from the intergalactic plane. Although it is an obsolete style, it is still ahead of the existing technology level of the Blue Planet

[Limitations: Only you can use it]

[May the player please fill out their address and contact information and pay the express delivery fee of 8888.88 RMB (~1257 USD).]

【Address:_

【Method of Contact:__】  

He Ruge: “…!!!”

Damn, has this broken game gone crazy from thinking about money?!

More than 8000. Right now, on his entire person he didn’t even have eight hundred. He Ruge quickly turned off the payment interface, and the rare item appeared in his backpack, marked with three small words “to be paid”.

Within He Ruge’s heart, there was not an ounce of hope. He even wanted to laugh a bit. Game scams always started with small monetary amounts. Asking players to pay so much money at the beginning, unless the player was silly and rich… 

The poor him would never pay an IQ tax. 

Laughing at the ridiculous game, He Ruge looked at the two rare props in his backpack and fell into contemplation. 

Logically, rare props should be quite difficult to obtain. Why can he draw two in a row? When clicking to open the Gacha egg, why would the lines glow and burn? Perhaps, is there a mysterious connection between the two? 

…… Maybe the glowing of the red lines could increase his luck?

He Ruge suspected that he had written too many webnovels, such that his problem solving reasoning had also been led astray. This was not a novel, nor was he, himself, the protagonist. The red lines were even more so not a golden finger[3] that fell from the sky.

But, once the seed of suspicion are planted in the heart, it’s hard to prevent it from growing into a towering tree. Actually, it was very easy to confirm his guess ——

Just buy a lottery ticket!

He Ruge remembered that there was a lottery shop near his residential area. He won’t get takeout today. When he’s downstairs buying lunch, he can conveniently buy a lottery ticket.

However, there is still some time before the number draw for the lottery ticket. In order to verify his hypothesis as fast as possible, He Ruge again fast-forwarded 7*24 hours (7 days) in game time. No. 9 and No.15 had passed away, and He Ruge obtained a new pink Gacha egg.

After He Ruge clicked to open the Gacha egg, he focused on the red lines. The dim red streaks shimmered slightly. At this moment, the twinkling glow compared to last time was like fireflies contending with a brilliant moonlight. The dim light shone for a moment and then vanished like a candle in the wind.

The red lines that were originally dull in color were now almost invisible. Perhaps if this was repeated a few more times, the lines might disappear completely.

Dang Dang Dang~” The pink gacha egg opened and inside was a strawberry-flavored fruit candy.

He Ruge pushed up his glasses. He had a faint guess in his heart. If the red lines was a golden finger that could increase his luck, then it could only be used once a day.

He Ruge was uncertain about the exact extent of its impact on his luck. Buying a lottery ticket might be a good testing method. He Ruge can study the red lines’ impact on his luck according to the amount of money won.

Emotionless Coding Machine: “Good morning, are you up yet? You can start writing!”

The Di Di Penguin notification sound brought He Ruge back to reality. He looked silently at his close friend and suddenly felt that he, who had just treated the red lines as a golden finger, was a fool who had written until he’d lost his way in life[4].

He Ruge pushed up his glasses expressionlessly. He had a stomach full of fire with no place to expel it, so he opened the author’s forum page and updated a post.

#I caught a never-before-seen illness, but I think this is a golden finger granted to me by God#

No.0 

There are red streaks on my legs, and every time I click on a game lottery, the streaks will glow and burn. Even more amazing is that, as an Asian floor owner[5], when the lines glowed, I drew 2 rare props in a row. 

No.1

Someone, come. Another one has gone crazy, quickly drag the floor owner out.

No.2

Consecutively drawing 2 rare props QAQ reasonably suspecting this is the Emperor showing off! Trying to beat the Europeans!

No.3

Hahahaha The source of today’s happiness 

No.4

Floor owner, have you finished writing? Quit dreaming, quickly go write.

No.5

Glowing and burning. This post is really green. Floor owner, you need to be more strict in testing the waters. This is too fake, I don’t even know how to answer you sincerely.

No.6

Growing lines? Stretch marks?

……

The publicly ridiculed He Ruge actually felt better in his heart. He shook his head and laughed self-deprecatingly: “What were you thinking just then. Writing novels until you’ve become silly.”

He Ruge turned off the game and went to go write with his close friend. He shut himself into the little black room of the writing software and wrote six thousand words in one breath, only exiting at noon.

The timed V chapter in the draft box had already been published. He Ruge took a deep breath and opened the admin page to see the viewing statistics. When he saw the string of numbers, his whole person froze.

So high.

It was higher than what he had expected.

The view rate was very stable. Compared to the view rate of his usual new posts, this rate was not much different, meaning that the readers who were following the novel were mostly not part of the group that supported pirated-text.

Turns out…… most of them were genuine angels who had subscribed to the text.

It felt like he was dreaming.

He Ruge floated as he walked out of the room and went downstairs to buy a bento box – the most expensive box. Then, he meandered around and bought a lottery ticket. When he passed by a convenience store, he couldn’t resist buying a bottle of alcohol.

He moved a chair beside the window. The lunch was yet to be opened, but the alcohol was opened first. Outside the window was the twelve O’clock sun that shone brightly, so bright that He Ruge couldn’t keep his eyes open.

He closed his eyes and took a sip of the alcohol, and the bitter taste of beer permeated his mouth. He Ruge was a little bit unaccustomed to the taste on his tongue. It was obviously a slightly bitter alcohol flavor, but under the warm sunlight, he was able to taste a hint of sweetness.

He Ruge can’t hold his alcohol. His only drinking experience was during the graduation party on the day the college entrance examination ended. He had one sip.

A toast to his teachers, a toast to his hard-fought youth.

A beautiful youth.

His closed eyes opened again, looking straight at the high noon sun (TL Public Announcement: please do not ever do this. It will burn your retinas.)  

He Ruge smiled and, in large mouthfuls, finished the beer. Due to prolonged staring at the sun, his eyes shed some physiological tears.

However, the tear-moistened black eyes still glanced towards the bright, sunny sky.

This is my future,

Look,  

An expanse of brightness.


The author has something to say:

Actually, the red streaks were also working diligently the second time. Yes. The fruit candy is Little White Tiger’s favorite strawberry flavor. This is the outcome of the red lines’ efforts!

There is also another point I forgot to mention. If the Little White Tiger is online but He Ruge isn’t online, the little white tiger can only drink milk through the feeding hole of the room and will not interact intimately with He Ruge, nor increase goodwill. (Basically, HRG will not be an interactable character. Maybe he won’t even be present.)

Small Theater: 

He Ruge: HA, I will not pay for the express delivery.

He Ruge: Oh, the holographic game is so fun. A blast.


[1]Da Da: “Big big”, a slang term showing respect to someone who is an expert in a certain field

[2] He’s afraid that readers are bookmarking it, but are less likely to purchase chapters since interest has not been garnered yet. Or, readers could be reading pirated versions from other sites

[3] golden finger: a cheat system

[4]Original: 写文走火入魔: Writing jumped from its original pathway and become a demon

[5]I’m not quite sure what this is trying to imply

[6] Original: 草木皆兵: took the trees and grass to be his enemies


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SA Chapter 64 (Part 2) – Lotus Seed Paste and Orange Stuffing: I Love You, Truly, I Love You

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As a CD single, the unit price of “Lost Wings” was not expensive and cost far less than music albums. But, that the sales could reach 290,000 within 12 hours proved that “Lost Wings” had the potential to break millions!

By midnight, the first day’s sales statistics for “Lost Wings” was released: 320,000!

Once midnight struck, Huaxia Entertainment’s sales list was updated, and in the third place the two words “Lost Wings” were written in large font!

Love Music sales rankings was Huaxia’s most official album sales ranking list showing the weekly sales statistics of every music CD released in Huaxia. This list was updated every day at midnight and records the total number of sales for every CD per calendar week, ranking them according to specific sales figures.

Since this list is a weekly chart, assuming that an album was released on Sunday, even if its sales on that day far exceeded that of other albums on the same list, it still would not be ranked first since it only had one day’s worth of sales while other albums had seven days of cumulative sales. Only when all album sales are reset on Monday would it be ranked first.

This time, “Lost Wings” was officially released on Wednesday.

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The single-day sales of 320,000 allowed it to reach third place in one fell swoop, only below the first place, “Road”, and the second, “Daylight Forest”. However, “Road” was released three days ago and “Daylight Forest” had been released for six days already.

Such good results made the fans cheer for joy. All over the internet, there were people discussing “Lost Wings”. It was also rare that Rong Xu did not go to bed early. Once he got the accurate sales data, he put down his phone. After coming out of the bath, he received one message after another, and he opened them while replying at the same time.

[Zhao Kun: Congratulations! Based on this momentum, it is likely to break through 10 billion! ]

——[Thank you, Brother Zhao, sharing the joy]

[Luo Zhentao: Hahaha Xiao Xu [1] , want to invite several producers for a party tomorrow? Really is too wonderful!]

——[Sure, it’s up to you to plan it, Brother Luo.] 

    ……

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Many friends sent their congratulations to Rong Xu. Some of these blessings were sincere, but others would be mixed with traces of envy because 320,000 in sales also meant high profits. That Rong Xu’s first CD could attain such high profit was in large part due to Black Clouds and borrowing Ling Xiao’s fame. It could be said that luck was a major factor.

But, they did not know that Rong Xu would not get any income from this CD. It would all be donated. 

[Zhao Chuyun: 320,000 in sales is very good. I will continue to carry out simultaneous promotions. Rongyun Foundation’s specific account details will be sent to you within three days, and I will also make this matter public. Thank you, Rong Xu. ]

    ——[No need for thanks. Troubling you, Sis Zhao. ]

After replying to Zhao Chuyun, Rong Xu looked at the text sent by the other party for a long time.

The current him was just getting started. For him, this amount of profit was a huge number and would improve his status well. However, some money would be too hot to hold onto[2].

This was Ling Xiao’s legacy work in which he put in an endless amount of effort and feelings. It is a good key for Rong Xu to enter the music industry. With this stepping stone, if he desires to walk on the path of music in the future, it will be much smoother.

From this song, he gained popularity and also certain things that couldn’t be seen with eyes alone.

As for the missed profits……

Forget it. Anyways, in the future, he will also organize a foundation just like he did in his previous life. No matter how much money a person earns in their life, they can only spend so much. However much power one holds is however much responsibility they carry. Only in this way would he be able to uphold his conscience.

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After completely putting aside the profit’s astronomical figure, Rong Xu was preparing to clean up and go rest but then his phone vibrated again. He glanced down. When he saw the Weibo notification, he became stunned.

[Qin Cheng: “Lost Wings”, 5·2·0, I love you. //Rong Xu: If. If you say there is a tomorrow, then tomorrow’s you…… will you still appear? “Lost Wings”, 5·2·0, I love you. //Huaxia Entertainment: ……]

His eyes widened slowly, and the young man’s eyes were strongly fixed on the phrase “I love you”. Only after a while later did he chuckle softly. At this exact moment, his phone received a text message. 

[Qin Cheng: Before, I was still on the plane. Just arrived in America. Congratulations, CD sold very well.]

The implication was: He reposted the Weibo so late because he had been on the plane and could not turn on his phone.

The youth smiled slightly and quickly replied: [Thank you, I saw your repost.]

A minute later, the phone suddenly began singing. Rong was surprised and picked up the phone.

“Not asleep yet? I remember it should be midnight back home[3]?” A low and mellow male voice sounded and was transmitted steadily through the phone.

On that side, Qin Cheng seemed to be walking, and there was the faint sound of wind drifting into the microphone, making his voice seem a little wispy. Rong Xu held his phone and slowly laid down on the bed, wearing thin pajamas. He smiled and replied: “En, waited for the CD sales statistics for a bit. It’s currently 00:22 in the country.”

Qin Cheng paused a little and asked: “How was the sales.”

Rong Xu laughed softly: “Quite good.”

Qin Cheng: “…… En.”

At this moment, they had nothing else to say. Qin Cheng was silent for a long time, seemingly unable to find a conversation topic. There was only the soft sound of breathing. But even so, he didn’t hang up the phone, and the awkward atmosphere spread instantly.

Listening to the silence on the other end of the phone, a trace of cunningness flashed across the youth’s eyes. He felt both helpless and amused. He waited quietly for another few minutes, his lips raised slightly further. When the other party seemed to be unable to hold up any longer, he finally asked: “How has your filming been going? I thought you were still in New Zealand.”

“Not too smooth. Female No. 2 recently decided to participate in this quarter’s Fashion Week Show. The director is considering a replacement.”

Rong Xu continued to lead the conversation: “That is indeed quite troublesome.”

Qin Cheng continued to answer: “I am fine, but the director has a headache.”

After saying this, Qin Cheng continued being silent. Rong Xu silently raised the corner of his lips again. Only after waiting a whole minute did he once again ask: “In a while, it will be time for the Golden Phoenix Awards’ Award ceremony. Will you come back to the country?”

Qin Cheng continued answering.

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The two spent a long time in this state of you ask, I answer. Whenever Qin Cheng lacked a conversation topic, Rong Xu would wait again before stirring up the topic. 20 minutes later, this international call finally ended. The youth then got up as if nothing had happened and continued to clean up, turning off the lights to go sleep.

On the other side of the ocean, a handsome and tall man slowly stopped his footsteps and looked at his cell phone thoughtfully.

Xu Jin turned around and asked: ”Why aren’t you leaving? The Crew is still waiting for us.”

His gaze slowly moved away from the phone and the man frowned slightly, asking tentatively: “Is he chatting me up?”[4]

Xu Jin’s mouth twitched: “Huh?!”

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[1] Xiao Xu: term of endearment, translating to “Little Xu”

[2] ‘Some money would be too hot to hold onto’: He’s referring to potential consequences of him making profit from something that became popular mainly due to factors other than himself. Ie: Black Clouds and Ling Xiao

[3]’back home’: original: in the country

[4]他是不是在撩我: popular slang referring to pursuing someone through conversing about topics two parties have in common


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SA Chapter 64 (Part 1) – Lotus Seed Paste and Orange Stuffing: I Love You, Truly, I Love You

We’ve reached the super long chapter (~6500+ characters)! This chapter will be broken down into 3 parts.

Also! I am testing out some options to prevent copy/paste in this chapter because bots and other sites have been stealing content. Orz. Please let me know if this option impacts this site’s accessibility for anyone (might impact mobile reading mode). If it does, I will try a different method! Thank You ^u^/


Zhao Kun’s Weibo once again aroused heated discussions between fans and music enthusiasts.

Throughout the screening of Black Clouds, this movie occupied the netizens’ attention. Everyday, on all the major media platforms and movie review sites, you could see the praises and discussions of movie enthusiasts.

However, it wasn’t like there was no one criticizing this movie. After all, there was no single movie that could cater to everyone’s preferences. There were some fans who thought that the movie Black Clouds was too mainstream and overly commercialized. When you should be low-key, you should be low-key. When there should be a climax, then put in a climax. The artistry was weak and could not give the audience any aesthetic or value improvement.

However, Black Clouds was indeed a successful commercial film.

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On May 19, the film was finally taken off screen and only a few theaters still had occasional screenings. Due to the high box office value, the screening duration of Black Clouds had been extended by half a year. If movie enthusiasts still wanted to go watch it, they could go relive it in theaters. However, these purchases no longer had any major impact on the box office numbers.

As soon as Black Clouds was taken off screen, “Lost Wings” was officially released.

This gives movie enthusiasts the feeling that “Lot Wings” is the sequel of Black Clouds and would inspire purchasing.

So on May 20th, when Rong Xu opened his cell phone and looked at his private forum, he saw a pinned note.

“A butterfly that had lost its wings, let it fly once more!”

Upon opening the post to see, it turned out to be the Rosie United Fan Forum’s moderator urging fans to purchase the “Lost Wings” CD single. In this post, Rosie publicized a few of the main selling times and locations, and at the same time, released some news about the single: there are Rong Xu’s CD posters, photos, and promotional videos for the variety shows that Rong Xu had participated in before. 

They did not pressure every fan to go buy singles, but rather gave fans who wanted to buy singles a purchasing method and channel.

This post was done beautifully, a combination of various tags and pictures with the information being concise and clear. Scrolling down, Rong Xu froze slightly. After examining it for a while, the corner of his lips involuntarily hooked up and he shook his head helplessly. 

[Places where you can purchase the “Lost Wings” single in Ning city, Z Province include 318 ChunHua Road’s RongJia Records Store, 71 MingZhao Road’s nearby newstands, 8 GuangHua Road’s ZhaoDe Bookstore……]

[I went searching for a bit this morning. Friends in S City, People’s Square’s TianQi Bookstore, Lu Qing Records Store…… you can also purchase “Lost Wings” at these places. I haven’t had time to look into other places yet. Everyone, if you want to buy, you can go take a look! ]

[Huaxia Entertainment’s official web link has already been released, but other than Alimama’s purchasing channels given by LZ[1], there is also this place……]  

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If it could be said that Weibo was a highly public platform where anyone, regardless if you were a sunspot or a passer-by, could comment, then a celebrity’s personal fan forum was a fan’s haven. For example, stars under Huaxia Entertainment’s flag could all create private fan forums hosted by Huaxia Entertainment’s official website.

If you wanted to join the fan forum, in addition to paying a specific amount of membership fee each year, you also had to answer fifty questions about the celebrity. The allotted answering time was limited to one hour and the questions were decided by the moderator. Once the number of wrong answers reached a certain percentage then you could not enter the forum.

This method of auditing greatly improved the quality of the forum fans. Fans who were able to enter were all basically a celebrity’s die-hard fans. Although there were still sunspots who infiltrated the fan forums after spending a lot of hard work, they were ultimately a minority.

In this sort of fan forum, it was rare to see any trace of sunspots. Throughout the forum, there were resource posts and confession posts.

The post by Rosie also received enthusiastic responses from the fans. Not only were there a mountain of “Buy, Buy, Buy” shouts, but also many fans who went out in search of their own city’s selling locations.

The purchase locations divulged by Rosie were all very large stores. Huaxia was huge, and the CDs were all circulated from distributors to retailers around the world for sale. There was no way for her to list all of them. However, with the help of fans, the selling information of “Lost Wings” was better detailed, and fans who were unable to buy the CDs gained more sources to purchase from.

Throughout the entire morning, Rong Xu laid on the sofa and constantly read the fan messages.

After Rong Xu finished the commercial shooting for Luck Potato Chips last month, he also participated in several music related programs to promote “Lost Wings”. Then, he returned to B City to rest and prepare for this month’s filming of Maze City.

During this time, Rong Xu always stayed alone in B City, occasionally meeting up with Tang Menglan, Ye Qiao and others for a meal. But, most of the time, he still stayed at home to rest. In this empty apartment, he was the only person. Thus, he caught up on many movies in the theater room by himself; cooked by himself; cleaned the house by himself; and silently browsed through his phone for a month.

After reading the more than 5,000 comments on this post, it was already noon. Rong Xu cooked some noodles casually and ate while opening up his Weibo, reposting a post.

[Rong Xu: If. If you say there is a tomorrow, then tomorrow’s you…… will you still appear? “Lost Wings”, 5·2·0, I love you. [Smile][Smile][Smile]// Huaxia Entertainment Music Station: “Lost Wings” is coming to meet you, May 20 (05/20), The meeting is decided. Purchase locations: official website [link], Alimama [link], Music station [link]]

Before long, fans exploded this Weibo post, crazily brushing comments.

[Rong Rong! I love you! Look at the CD I just bought! [image]]

[Love Love Love Love Love, I also love you, Rong Rong! Come see my “Lost Wings” [image]]

[I can’t wait any longer Aaaahhhhh, I just placed an order on the official website but it won’t be delivered till the day after tomorrow. No, I’m going out right now to a physical store to buy, buy, buy! I like Ling Xiao the most, like Rong Rong the most, like “Lost Wing” the most! ]

Somehow, below Rong Xu’s Weibo, fans all started to share pictures of their own “Lost Wings” CD. Some pictures only had one CD, some pictures included a fan’s notes to Rong Xu, and some pictures had more than one CD, there were two, three …… even 10 CDs!

[Tang Menglan: Meeting, Meeting, Meeting, Sounds good~//Rong Xu: If. If you say there is a tomorrow……]

[Yeqiao: Haha, I also bought a CD~[image]//Rong Xu: If…]

[Zhang Tongtong: I just had my assistant go fight for one. It’s terrifying. It was a sea of people, so many people, ah [2] ~ [Image]//RongXu: If……]

[Director Liang Chao: I have employee benefits, don’t need to fight for it~[image]//Rong Xu: If…]

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After Rong Xu reposted this Weibo, many celebrities, including his friends, crew members of Black Clouds, and even some of Black Clouds’ big-name guest stars, also reposted his Weibo, lending free publicity for “Lost Wings”.

This was a matter of mutual benefit. For example, Tang Menglan helped Rong Xu repost his Weibo to promote “Lost Wings” now. Whereas, last week, Rong Xu also helped Tang Menglan repost her Weibo to promote her new drama.

With these people’s promotion, more and more netizens came to know about “Lost Wings”’s release news and purchasing information. Some netizens have long known that “Lost Wings” was going to be released. However, they didn’t know that it was going to be released today and could be purchased online. So after they saw the Weibo posts, they would click on the link and conveniently buy it.

By eight o’clock that night, the cumulative sale of “Lost Wings” had reached 290,000.


[1]LZ: Original floor owner/original poster

[2] Sea of people: original: people mountain, people sea


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WDBKFMGB Chapter 18 – Tears to Pearls

Hi all! I’ve decided to change Xing Hai Orphanage into “Starry Sea Orphanage” to make it easier to remember. I will edit the previous chapters this week. I’m also making a list of all the cubs and their respective room numbers in the game. The list will also be up next week. So far, we only know of 5 specified cubs. This chapter hasn’t been edited yet. So, let me know if you see any errors. Thank you!


The Little White Tiger’s heart was like a needle in the sea[1].

He Ruge put the catnip away and clicked on [Touch Back] again. This time, Little White Tiger didn’t avoid it, but he didn’t enjoy it as much as last time, grumbling with a heavy heart.

No. 20 

[Roar “Touch lighter”][2]

He Ruge: “???”

This force, I can’t even control it.

 However, after Little White Tiger said this, the unblemished hand in the game visibly softened its touch. After the Little White Tiger was served comfortably, the number of little hearts rose with tide, becoming 20.

The brief happiness gained from owning a cat was short lived. Once it was 11:30, He Ruge was rolled into the black box under his close friend’s urging call.

He Ruge typed until 6 O’clock and added five thousand words to his draft box. Tomorrow is the day he will enter V (VIP status). He checked his draft box inventory and seeing the 40,000-word draft, he felt a bit more secure.

And so, He Ruge happily opened up the game. After feeding the cubs dinner, He Ruge received a new task.

  [Bath Day: I love taking baths, keep the body well. Under the directions of Huang You, please undertake the task of washing the experimental subjects]

Huang You pulled a cart that had a large iron cage on top. Huang You opened the room and tossed a few cubs into the iron cage.

When room No.20 was opened, the Little White Tiger was different from the other cubs that were in the corner. He stood generously at the door and roared once at Huang You.

The hand that originally wanted to grab the back of the Little White Tiger’s neck paused and Huang You subconsciously took a step backwards.

Little White Tiger sauntered aggressively into the cage with his short legs. His momentum was so amazing as he stood tall amongst the group of trembling cubs, and all the other cubs conscientiously shrank into a clump to give the little white tiger space.

Under He Ruge’s speechless gaze, the little white tiger calmly closed the door of the cage and occupied half the space within the iron cage like a bully, even turning his head towards the little rabbit opposite of him and baring his teeth.

The little rabbit chirped once and seemed like it would start crying in the next second.

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Xiao Baihu returned his gaze contemptuously, and looked at everyone in the room, including He Ruge, with the same expression as if looking at spicy chicken (trash). 

  He Ruge: “……”

Huang Wei pushed the cart full of cubs towards the bathroom. He Ruge gazed lovingly at the pile of cubs and began to imagine the beautiful image of bathing them.

The bathroom was large, but its structure was strange. It wasn’t a big bathing tub. There was no pool, and even more-so no separate compartments. If it wasn’t marked with the three words ‘The Bathing Room’, then this large, empty room was similar to an unfurnished cement room.

Huang You opened the iron cage and pulled out four cubs at once, including a little rabbit. When Huang You’s hand reached in, the little white tiger had flexibly avoided him. He hid in the corner of the iron cage and calmly watched the proceedings before him through the iron bars.

The little rabbit’s two long ears were grabbed by Huang You’s hand, struggling to pull him out like pulling radish.

The terrified little rabbit and the three other cubs were thrown together into the middle of the open space. They were like four trembling quails, not even daring to move.

Huang You turned on the room’s devices. A transparent glass wall separated the four cubs from everyone else. On top of the glass wall was a portable water hose.

He Ruge suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart. He watched as Huang You controlled the water hose, aimed at the cubs within the glass walls and sprayed a heavy stream of water at them. Immediately, the cubs were sprayed until they became drowned chickens. Additionally, because of the intense pressure impact, they pushed backwards many steps by the spray. The little rabbit was directly sprayed into the floor.

The other cubs reacted and started to flee desperately. Only the foolish little rabbit was shocked into huddling in place, trembling with tears, and let the intense water hit him.

Huang You grew tired of tormenting the little rabbit and began using the water to spray the other cubs. After the “bath” was over, the four cubs were all abnormally sluggish. The little rabbit was even more miserable looking, as if he would kick the bucket at any moment.

He Ruge’s eyebrows tightly furrowed. He looked intently at the little rabbit on the screen, wanting to stuff this crying ball a handful of candy to still his tears.

Huang You put these cold and shivering cubs into the drying area. The little rabbit noticed that the surrounding environment was becoming warmer, and the originally sobbing him stopped crying. The bunny carefully turned his belly towards the warmth of the warm-air outlet. After a while, he obediently rolled himself over and tried hard to dry his small wet bum.

Huang You

[Did you observe and understand? Next, you are responsible for washing.]  

Beginner’s guide:

[Press “↓” to bring out the reinforced glass wall
[Press “←”, “→” to control the water flow left and right direction
[Water Stream size, temperature can be freely controlled]  

When He Ruge saw the last line in the Beginner’s guide, the rock in his heart landed[3]. Since the size and temperature of the water flow were controllable, then he could adjust it to a trickle, and have the temperature be just right, not too hot nor too cold. 

In the beginning, He Ruge was really scared that the game’s washing mode was the kind of “abuse” mode displayed by Huang You. if there truly was only that option, then perhaps he would be stuck at this point or even drop the game completely. 

Fortunately, this game still remembered that it was a love game, not to force the player to become a pervert.

Huang You was about to pull out the five cubs left in the iron cage, but those cubs had witnessed the experience of their companions and refused to be pulled out. At this chaotic moment[4], it was again Little White Tiger who stood out alone and roared at Huang You fiercely. Before Huang You was able to respond, he rushed out and quickly ran into the center of the open space and sat down

Unlike the sitting, dignified and refined Little White Tiger, the other four cubs were thrown all over the place.

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He Ruge pressed the down button “↓” and the glass wall automatically descended and closed the cubs inside. He Ruge then adjusted the bath water. Because he adjusted the intensity of the water flow to the minimum setting, the tiny stream of water couldn’t reach very far, let alone spray the cubs hiding a distance away.

At this moment, He Ruge suddenly understood why Huang You would adjust the water intensity to the maximum, because this way, no matter where the cub was hiding, they could still be sprayed.

When He Ruge’s bathing plan was disrupted, the little white tiger, who had been still as a mountain, once again walked out. He walked slowly towards the stream, first raising his small paw to test the water temperature before closing his eyes and standing under the stream to let the warm water wash his body.

He Ruge quickly controlled the water flow, letting the warm water pour onto the little white tiger’s back and sides, fearing that the water might splash into those tiger ears.

Fortunately, the white tiger’s ears were folded down earlier. His fluffy and soft hair was wetted and soggily stuck to his body. The originally round ball little white tiger suddenly lost a few sizes. 

Those tightly closed blue eyes slowly opened. A small drop of water slid down his pink nose, and the little white tiger wiped at his nose with his paws. After his back was completely wet, Little White Tiger laid down on the ground and exposed his soft, white belly towards He Ruge.

  He Ruge: “!!!”

If you round up, this could be considered putting his face on the belly! 

After his belly was also wetted, the little white tiger sat up, grabbed his tail and concentrated on rubbing it under the water.

He Ruge was menged [5] by the image in front of him until he lost his senses. Once the little white tiger was done washing, he walked towards the cubs behind him and AoAo roared them many times. Those cubs then obediently walked over to bathe with their tails between their legs.

With the help of the little white tiger’s godliness[6], the whole process of bathing became unbelievably smooth sailing. 

  *

Xi Guican hated the Starry Sea Orphanage. Every second in the game, he would recall many disgusting memories.

For example, bathing.

Being chased with water around the building without dignity, cold water hitting and stinging the body. It was even more uncomfortable when they were hit on the stomach.

So, when Xi Guican saw the No. 19 little rabbit curled into a ball and being hit with water, a sense of admiration grew in his heart.

The seasoned individuals who had previous experience with bathing all knew that laying on the ground motionlessly with their back facing the water was the most energy-saving and safest method.

Similarly, after the bath, they had to immediately blow dry themselves because the drying time had a limited duration. If their fur wasn’t dried before returning to their room, it was easier for them to fall sick.

Xi Guican glanced at No.19 a few more times. The more he looked, the more interesting he felt it was. This little rabbit cub was quite different from the other cubs. His mental state was great. His eyes were bright, vibrant and lively, containing a youthful, strong vitality.

He was nothing like an experimental subject who had been impaired three times by the Mental Consciousness Stimulator

If he continued to maintain this mental state, then there was a high chance No. 19 would survive the Ice project. What was the factor that made No.19’s condition so good?

The contemplative Xi Guican was awakened by the chaotic movement beside him. It was better to walk on his own than be carried out. With that mindset, the little white tiger took the lead in entering the bathing area.

He lifted his head and looked towards He Ruge ahead.  

Although… I hate bathing in this environment, if the person is you, then this matter is not so hateful anymore.

Xi Guican walked forward step by step, his paws treading along the soaked ground. Behind him were the cubs’ continuous cries of horror and panic. His sense of touch and hearing made him feel as if his world was flipped upside down, and his surroundings turned into a life-consuming swamp. He was stuck in a quagmire, and the viscous filth clung to the bottom of his feet. Every step he took, the stickiness was like a lurking shadow. 

Everything here made him feel disgusted. Yes, everything in Starry Sea Orphanage was originally very disgusting.

Xi Guican stopped in front of the stream of water and watched the clear and warm beads of water droplets. The water droplets fell from high up, like a broken string of pearls strewn all over the floor. 

The steam from the heat obscured the glass, however, the blurriness actually couldn’t block out the youth’s beautiful face.

Xi Guican suddenly remembered a rumor regarding Merpeople.

According to legends, a Merperson’s tears would become pearls.

In the past, Xi Guican once thought that if he caught a Merperson, he would have the other shed tears, crying out a sea of pearls until they had no more tears to shed.

But now, within this span of water vapor, he quietly looked at He Ruge’s face and suddenly discarded his original idea.

Xi Guican wondered how dark his previous self was in order to desire for all the good in the world to sink with him.

The drops of water on top of his head finally dripped down onto his body. It was soft and warm. Xi Guican slowly closed his eyes. Coincidentally, a drop of water slid down from his eyelashes like a teardrop. 

He sensed it.  

At this moment, all the lingering, sticky filth on his body was finally washed off.


The author has something to say:

The water in the water hose is mixed with the appropriate amount of soap. In a few splashes, it can wash you nice and white.

This novel is set in an interstellar future. Even if the cubs took a bath every day, they will not get sick. Everyone, please do not compare to a pet’s recommended bathing frequency in real life.

Small Theater: 

Xi Guican: Look, wet body ♂ temptation
He Ruge: Ah ah ah ah. So meng so meng. I’m ded

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[1]A play on the saying: A woman’s thoughts are impossible to grasp

[2] He’s afraid of becoming bald

[3] The pressure in his heart was released

[4] Original: chickens fly and dogs jump moment. Referring to ‘chaos’

[5] Overloaded by cuteness

[6] 神助攻: having a godly teammate


TL Corner: Phew. Another lengthy chapter. So much symbolism! ^v^ ~ Enjoy!

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